(Run #1 will be bigger than a Hash Cash’s wallet and date will be advised)
Where: Booze Cruise, Nha Trang
When: 3pm, Sunday 24 February 2013
Hares: AH SHIT and DINGO
Using traditional HHH accounting methods, Nha Trang Hash commenced at Run #2. Run #1 will be an all singing, all dancing, full weekend event.Watch this Space.
Run #2 commenced outside Booze Cruise Bar and Grill with a well primed pack of 32. This comprised visitors from Saigon and Gurnsey Hashes, local ex-pat Hashers from Australia, America, CocCos Islands and Vietnam, plus a good sprinkling of Hash Virgins and local Vietnamese. Also in Nha Trang especially for the occasion was BIMBO the editor of Harrier International Magazine.
An audience of bewildered locals and tourists experienced their first taste of a Hash Pack in full voice through the streets, alley-ways, market-places and beach front of Vietnam’s premier tourist city.
The first drink stop was outside an alleged friend of Hash, Eric Swackhammer (of Swackhammer Band), whose wife and children were so unimpressed by being woken from their afternoon siesta that they drenched the pack from great heights with buckets of liquid, which was possibly water. On On to the next drink stop which was a local Bia Hoi manned by Joe and ANDY CAP. At this stage the Virgins were becoming impressed that we are indeed a Drinking Group with a minor Running Irritation, and it was well received. PENCIL DICK and GENERAL ERECTION armed themselves with a beer in each hand to accompany them ON ON home just in case dehydration should set in. This was very good mentoring for the large contingent of VIRGINS. KNOB DOCTOR, AH SHIT, WHERE THE FUKAWE and WHO THE FUKAWE being seasoned, cunning Hashers were quick to be Nha Trang’s first Short Cutting Bastards (SCBs). Patrick (the infamous owner of Patrick’s Wine Bar) limped in with the sole of one shoe completely gone. an icing would have gone down nicely bring on the ice!!! GOOD TO THE LAST DROP, our resident Shit-Pipe Engineer (and revered Grand Mattress) managed to keep PANTY LINER and his mate Tim, off the decorous Lily and her colleagues at least for the duration of the drink stops The MOLARS realized that the piss was finished at Bia Hoi and took off with renewed vigor to the Circle with the promise of more beer. DOSAGE and CURSE EXCHANGER kept a close eye on live hare DINGO and avoided any False Trails – bring on the ice!!!!! FLATULANCE, our HASH Flash, kept up with the pack by following the best sets of legs, flashing continuously, sometimes with his camera. .
On On back to Booze Cruise Bar and Grill, (our Sponsor), for the Circle. All Hashers were given a Down Down. There were two namings, Gail Hughes became CURSE EXCHANGER due to being a Marriage Celebrant. JOHN HUGHES, a professional trumpeter, became FLATULANCE by virtue of his capacity for blowing wind.
Many thanks to John and Loan Connelly, owners of Booze Cruise for their support. Mrs ANDY CAPP made 100 of the world’s best spring rolls. So delicious..A big thankyou and can we have them again and again and again?????
A special request from the GMs.. Could all Virgins keep cumming back and bring their friends. hot chicks and boys with stunning bodies!!!!!!
On On to Run# 3 next Sunday, 3 March departing Booze Cruise 3pm.